Not Guilty

I am guilty of being a guilt-tripper. Surprisingly, I am manipulative, conniving and devious. For some reason, I am skilled in crawling into a person's mind, grabbing it and pulling it along to what I want. Unfortunately, I have practiced this far too many times with my parents and therefore, have mastered it. However, now I know what it is like to be on the other end. It is not fun, in fact, it is rather annoying. The way in which people can take my words and twist them to fit their argument gets on my last nerve. How dare they take these techniques which I have perfected over the years and use them against me? My stubborn foot helps me stand my ground. I will not and shall not ever be manipulated into doing something that I do not want to. Since I have been the guilt-tripper in the past, I know the tricks involved. These amateurs stand no chance against me. Instead of fuming up from their feeble attempts, from now on I will just laugh. I will never be guilty of being guilt-tripped by a guilt-tripper.