unFORTUNEately

Fortune cookies are seriously my highlight of the day. I look forward to budging in the international line to get a fortune cookie. However, there are people out there that think it is hilarious to ruin this moment of mine. Seriously, a fortune cookie is not the same when it is crushed. Somebody today massacred my fortune cookie and I was not impressed. Shortly after, another somebody tried to stab my other one with a fork but my hand fortunately got in the way. The whole excitement in a fortune cookie is cracking it open. When it is broken, or smashed into pieces, it is not the same. This is a warning to anyone out there. Do not mess with my fortune cookies!