what the..?

Everyone knows the tiny bubbles on the top of fast food drink lids. You know, the ones that the workers are supposed to push in for the kind of drink. Typically, these bubbles are pointless unless used for pure entertainment. I don't know if it is just me, but I like to push the bubbles in as soon as I get my drink; it is just something I do. Most people don't even think about it, they just do it. Today, there is a new phenomenon at McDonald's! These bubbles now have neat designs. Now they are more attractive for pushing when you are bored while eating your Big Mac. It would have to be McDonald's to take an already pointless thing and make it better. All in all, this new invention totally works. It adds character to the bubbles as you push them in and feel a different texture. People can now look forward to eating at Mickey D's even more because of these bizzare, evolved bubbles. Who knew?