Facebook Abuser

In response to my latest blog, I deeply regret having my Uncle Ryan who is really Uncle Rodi on facebook. I forgot how much this uncle likes to talk. Last year he discovered how to text. This would not necessarily be a problem considering most of us would rather text than talk on the phone, but he abused this power. Once he found out my number, he sent me a "what are you doing" text almost every day. Apparently, he did this to my other cousins and none of them responded. However, I did not know this so I answered every one of his texts. Fortunately, he did not start a huge text conversation after that, they ended fast, but he would consistently send me that text at the worst times. Often, it would be at six in the morning. At Christmas he told me that I was his favourite because I was the only neice that responded. I like being the favourite but after that I quit. Now he has moved on to bigger and better things, facebook chat. He never fails to pop up on my facebook daily with random questions. Unlike text, he is far more creative. Sometimes it will be "why aren't you in bed" or my favourite, "got a boyfriend yet". I love my uncle and think he is hilarious but when facebook chat gets slower and slower the more people you talk to, I'd rather he not be one of them. I wonder what technology he'll annoy me with next?